adamsarticles.com adamsarticles.com
   Index Page :> About Us :> Privacy of Info :> ToS :> Place Your Link :> Add Article
Search:   
Free 3 way links
 

Property & Agents

Adventure & Sports

Travel & Accommodation

Online Shopping

Business & Services

Employment & Careers

Issues & News

Hygiene & Health

Medicine & Treatment

Automotive

Art & Culture

Fashion & Lifestyle

Computers & Software

Recreation

Science & Research

Politics & Government

Academics & Learning

Self Enhancement

Society & Issues

Home Family & Garden

Food & Recipe

Teens & Children

Finance & Banking

Online & Board Games

 

  Index Page » Society & Issues » Humor & Pastime
   
 

Polite Tips of Getting Rid of a Bible Thumper

   

Have you ever had someone come to your door and want to share their religion to you; sounds really nice doesnt it? Indeed, they love their religion and their rendition of their God so much that they are willing to share their psychotic state of bliss with you and your family. Isnt that just grand? Well then how do you get rid of them?

Should you be polite? No, actually if you really want to get rid of them you need to show a little hostility. That is so unfortunate, as normally you would never treat anyone that way. But if you want to get rid of them you must be forceful or they just keep coming back again and again. But you must be semi-polite and say;

I really wish you folks would stop harassing me, I have my own relationship with Jesus Christ and I am very happy and so could you please leave me alone?

Next, point to your neighbors who you like and tell them you have;

Discussed this harassment with the Smiths, the Jones and they also feel as I do.

And if you have neighbors you cannot stand tell the Bible Thumper pushy SOBs that;

Over there at that house the husband is an alcoholic and they are atheists and really need to find God and if you could help them get thru their problems you would certainly be doing Gods work. I would really appreciate it if you could help them thru their family and life crisis, thank you so much in advance and please do not give up on them, we must help them, God would want us too!

This type of method has always worked for me to get rid of these bible thumpers. If you tell them you do not believe in a God or Gods or that you are an atheist or like religions which do sacrifices or are a devil worshiper, you might think this will work, but some of these nut cases will believe you and make you their personal challenge and you will never get rid of them. Consider this in 2006.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

This article can be searched using: funny news, funny news stories, funny news articles, funny news headlines, current funny news
 
 
 

Related Articles

 
Bo Dad: The Legend Lives On
 
Experts Use Ten Simple Concepts: #7; Have Something Proprietary
 
The Spare Parts Gremlins
 
China, Taiwan, Palestine, Iran, Russia and Israel
 
Why Some People Are Light Sleepers
 
Refresher Course for Women on How to Win an Argument With a Man
 
Junior Economics
 
Willy Wonka and the River of Chocolate Milk
 
Junk In The Trunk
 
American Culture's Conflicting Messages
 
 
 
Index Page :> Privacy of Info :> ToS  
© 2006-2008 www.adamsarticles.com All Rights Reserved Worldwide.