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Liberals are the Greatest

   

The smartest of all human beings on the planet are the liberals as they have superior brainpower and understand the world we live in better than any of us. In fact, liberals are the greatest people to have ever set foot on the surface of the earth and they know it. Luckily liberals are very humble and do their utmost to make sure that they do not belittle the rest of the inferior humans, which walk this pale blue dot.

Without liberals the United States of America would be a dictatorship and they have done such a good job of making us all equal. With their superior intellect and brilliance they are able to tell us how to live better and help us become wiser through better academic education.

We must listen to all the liberals and everything they have to say and be quiet and not utter a word. After all, they are right and the rest of the people are wrong and we should listen to those people who are right. It is great that in the United States of America we have so many of these great human beings and liberals. Without them we would never know what to do or how to run our civilization.

It is great to see so many people who are liberals willing to help guide us as we are so inferior. What a great sacrifice it must be for them to have to live amongst us and to that point we should thank all the liberals on our nation for telling us how to live, what to think, how to act and what to say.

Otherwise we might be considered unprofessional and ignorant. That would be a travesty and so I am so happy that all the liberals have made my life so easy by telling me what to do. I am certain I would've never figured it out on my own. We should give all the liberals an award and tell them how grateful we are for all they have given us. I love all liberals especially the blonde female ones. Consider all this in 2006.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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